The Final Stage of Boobness

clickholeofficial:

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bundere:

"stop making your sexuality/gender/etc the defining part of your personality" - someone who has never felt the intense relief and joy that comes with discovering that there’s a word for these feelings you have had all these years. someone who has never been had to learn how to embrace something that society has told them was unnatural or sinful. 

11 hours ago / 6,276 notes
[ tigresscherrytea ] [ bundere ]

(Source: missyperegrym)

11 hours ago / 11,477 notes
[ onionmango ] [ missyperegrym ]

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle)

11 hours ago / 90,378 notes
[ bendiedavirgin ] [ meladoodle ]
I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
class: *laughs*
Him: No, really, I am.
Class: *laughs again*
Him: Why is that funny?
Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him: Well why not?
Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Class: *laughs*
Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole: Because that's how it is.
Him: Why?
Asshole: That's their job.
Him: Why?
Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Class: *silence*
Him: Now.. Louis XVI

(Source: piezeth)

11 hours ago / 2,298 notes
[ usbdongle ] [ piezeth ]

dekutree:

this show was mildly fucked up for reasons i just can’t put my finger on

Hilarious out of context comic book panels

manulpika:

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All credit to 411mania.com

What context could justify any of these

11 hours ago / 25,703 notes
[ thanl ] [ scogliospeaks ]

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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11 hours ago / 91,501 notes
[ subtleprostitute ] [ gaypee ]

disloyalorderofpandabears:

heyitzmina:

I watched a girl delete her bible app to make room to take more videos of Panic! At the Disco at the concert last night.

this is gospel

(Source: joshdunwithobrien)